Today, I’d like to challenge you to read a few of the poems from Spoon River Anthology, and then write your own poem in the form of a monologue delivered by someone who is dead. Not a famous person, necessarily – perhaps a remembered acquaintance from your childhood, like the gentleman who ran the shoeshine stand, or one of your grandmother’s bingo buddies
NaPoWriMo
My mother taught me to be kind and polite But the thing she didn’t know was No adolescent boy can surpass the hellish aches of puberty without tripping his friend, cheating on a test, or at least peeing himself from laughter when he gets so stoned he thinks his friends are porcupines holding tiny swords I never did climb my way into adulthood thanks to whoever-the-hell didn’t know what a stop sign meant And if I’m being honest and--sorry, Mom--impolite I’m fucking glad I’m not up there with my old buddies who haven’t smoked a joint on a balcony in the summer in a decade and who wear ball-busting khakis every dang day of their Kind Polite Aging-ass Adult lives
